Well, what is there for me to tell you about me? My name is Angulique, or Ange, and I am a pirate in the middle of the freaking Las Vegas desert with my husband Crash Stitches.

I am fun, sweet and sociable, but I can also be a rude, crass bitch; it all depends on who you are. A writer and an artist, I enjoy creating in varying mediums. I am currently working on a comic book, a tarot deck and a children's book.

I love music and books above all else. My favorite band (currently and for the past decade +) is Nine Inch Nails. Trent Reznor is an amazingly talented composer who can draw out every one of my emotions with a single song. My favorite book, currently, is Harry Potter. After years of mockery I finally sat down and read the books, which captured my imagination and led me into the wonderfully nerdy land of fandom. The people I have met because of this series are among some of my best friends, and I never would have met them otherwise.

I am a housewitch, and have been for over 10 years now. I'm incredibly open-minded and can not stand people who try to press their beliefs on me. If you don't like who I am or what I do then simply leave me alone. I don't have time for idiots and I don't waste my energy hating anyone. If I don't like you, well, then you will be happily ignored and I will forget you ever existed.

I have a LiveJournal (which I love) and a MySpace (which I largely ignore). Also, I'm the head of the Las Vegas Harry Potter Fandom, or the LVHPF.

My birthday is July 29th. Send me presents. I was a smoker, but I quit (cold turkey, bitches!) on December 10th, 2006.

Past and present jobs: Professional Dominatrix (10 years; retired), webmistress (since 1999), club owner (2 clubs), venue organizer (3 venues), promoter (since 1997), special effects artist and prop maker (since 1999), Phone Girl (for 3 different escort services) and a whole shitload more.